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My Egg Fest Failure and a Roomful of Don Quixotes

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

Ok, let’s get this outta the way mui pronto! My attempt at an egg-fest a la Jimmy Moore was a complete failure, haha. I don’t know how that guy managed to eat only eggs, butter, and cheese for a month. I was only trying for five days, and I just couldn’t hack it. I did eat only eggs for the first two days, and over the five day period, I ate a lot more eggs than I normally would… but all eggs all day all the time? I’m throwing in the towel on that idea.

Why? Well first off, my wife complained about my breath. Smelled fine to me, but she wasn’t happy about it. She complained a lot. I’m willing to try some crazy shit in the name of nutritional experimentation, but if it’s upending my happy hearth and home, well, you know, forget it. There was a joint in New York City called Lucy’s a while back that had a motto inscribed somewhere behind the bar that I’ve always agreed with: “Keep the chicks happy.” Yes indeed.

There was also the issue of severe temptation in the form of very nice weather, neighbors wanting to do a cookout in our common courtyard, free flowing beer and spirits, etc. etc. You get the picture. I stumbled. I fell. I had a good time. I blew my egg fest diet. Oh well.

There’s also my sneaking suspicion that it wasn’t doing anything special for me, above and beyond what a normal low carb diet does. I wasn’t losing any faster, I felt about the same.

Anyway, I did stick to a mostly low carb, meat and eggs style diet that week, and I have managed to get weight back down to 192 as of this morning (wrote this a few weeks ago). And sometime soon I’m gonna stiffen my resolve and find a way to get rid of the extra 15 pounds or so that I would like to lose so that I’ll look good in a wetsuit, haha, not to mention, shirtless on the beach.

But that is for another post on another day. Sometime soon, I hope.

Now that that’s outta the way, let’s get to the Nutrition and Metabolism Society meeting. I really enjoyed it, although there was an awful lot of science talk that went straight over my head. And I wondered why in the word I was spending my precious Saturday in a cramped little room that reminded me of being in school. Yuk.

But it was nice, really great, actually, to find myself surrounded by real live people who actually agree with me about my diet. Of all the actual flesh and blood folks that I know and see in person in my every day life, I can count the ones who don’t think my diet is completely crazy on one, no, no, actually, on no hands. As in zero. EVERYONE I know thinks my diet is wrong and crazy and I am gonna die of heart attack any minute now. If I ever try to convince them otherwise I am accused of being a zealot, a cult member, and worse.

I feel like, in their eyes, I’m Don Quixote, tilting at windmills. Only I know that those windmills really are giants. They are real. And very dangerous. They are all the official nutrition advice givers, like the ADA, AHA, etc., who have bought into the lipid hypothesis hook, line, and sinker, and who refuse to acknowledge that a low carb diet is heathy and superior to their pro-grains, low fat advice. In spite of the growing mountain of evidence to the contrary.

And here I was, in a room full of Don Quixotes. Many of whom have written books on the subject. Many of whom have published top-notch research on the subject. It was a nice feeling to spend a few hours amongst these folks.

It was particularly nice to listen to Dr. Richard K Bernstein talk about his life. I’ve heard the story before, but it was very interesting to hear him tell it in person: discovered he had diabetes when he was 12, Type 1. As an adult, he bought a blood glucose monitoring device back when such a thing cost 600 bucks and wasn’t really available to the public (It was only available to doctors, he got it through his doctor wife). Discovered, on his own, which foods jacked up his blood sugar. Discovered, on his own, that a very low carb diet was the only diet that kept his blood sugars under control. Discovered, on his own, that blood glucose monitoring was the only way to manage diabetes. Couldn’t convince the authorities of the same. (In fact, you still can’t. They are still giving out horrendous advice. The giant windmills still roam the countryside.) In his forties, went to medical school just so that he could get more people to listen to him. Published his books, etc. etc.

Here’s a couple of fuzzy cell phone pics of Dr. Bernstein, a very healthy guy in his seventies, he looks fantastic considering he’s been a Type 1 diabetic for his entire life.

It was also nice to meet Jimmy Moore – who, of course, is exactly that guy you see in his videos and hear in his podcasts. He’s no phony! Here he is:

Here’s a few more pics I managed to snap, enjoy!


This is Richard Feinman, the founder of the Nutrition and Metabolism Society.

Here’s Eugene, the only low carb blogger who posts less often than me. He apparently wants to hurt me. (Actually, Eugene is a trainer at Serious Strength, and was my first trainer there when I started about 3 plus years ago.)

That’s Fred Hahn, owner of Serious Strength, and author of The Slow Burn Fitness Revolution and Strong Kids Healthy Kids.

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Meeting Jimmy Moore!

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

I’ve been pestering Jimmy for years via the comments section on his blog, and now it looks like I’m finally gonna meet him in person.

Here’s Jimmy’s “before-low-carb” picture:

The Nutrition and Metabolism society is having a meeting this comming Saturday right here on my home turf, in New York city, so I decided, what the heck, I’ll go… and I may learn something, who knows?

I’ll post more about this meeting later, but right now I wanna talk about the amazing Jimmy Moore. I dont agree with everything Jimmy does or says, but man, that guy is a low carb promoting powerhouse. I have a lot of respect for the energy and effort he puts into it. I also have a lot of respect for someone who’s been able to lose as much weight as he has,and has been able to keep it off (ok, he’s had some problems keeping it ALL off, but still, the guy used to be over 400 pounds,and now he’s somewhere in the 200’s. Not too shabby.)

Anyway, in honor of meeting the great Jimmy Moore, I’ve decided to embark on my own little egg-fest. (If you don’t know, Jimmy recently seems to have solved a problem with his weight creeping back up by spending a month eating virtually nothing but eggs, cheese,and butter.) I’m going to try to emulate Jimmy’s wacky diet for the next few days. The meeting’s on Saturday, I’m going to try to keep it up till then.

Not sure if I can pull it off… no guarantees… but I will try…

Btw, here’s Jimmy’s ”after-low-carb” pic:

My starting weight is 196 pounds as of this morning. Some of that is bound to be water weight, since I went face down in the pizza and tortilla chips this past weekend, not to mention the gin tonics, beer, scotch… oh my… So I expect to lose at least 3 pounds or so just by cutting the carbs back to the minimum. I’m curious what additional benefit, if any, this egg-fest might bring.

Let’s see what happens…

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Double-Sous-Down-Vide Sammich

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

Did you know that Colonel Sanders wasn’t a real Colonel? He served in the military, that’s true, signed up when he was 16, served all his time in Cuba. But the Colonel handle was an honorary one, bestowed on him by the Governor of Kentucky, I think.

He also wasn’t fond of the direction his Kentucky Fried Chicken went after he sold out. They even sued him when he described their gravy as “sludge” haha. He was probably being too kind.

Ah, the things you learn from wikipedia!

KFC has been in the news a lot lately, because of their new sandwich, the notorious double down. You know, two pieces of chicken, some bacon, some sort of sauce, cheese, and GASP! NO BUN!!!

But the chicken is breaded, unless you get the grilled version. Both versions, however, are fairly low in carbs, and I would certainly eat one or the other, were I to find myself in a jam and really hungry and had no other choice… But for the most part, I think I’ll avoid this mess, it’s bound to be full of all sorts of things, including the bad fats. I’m not worried about saturated fat, mind you, but I’m sure vegetable oils are in involved somewhere along the way with this thing. And who knows what kinds of chemicals are involved.

After stumbling over my 999th blog or news article about this ridiculous sandwhich, it occurred to me, why not make my own? Why not, indeed? But I’ll make it the healthy and fun way-I’ll sous-vide the chicken (organic chicken), using some cajun spice and grass-fed butter, I’ll use some Italian hot sausage, some home-made mayo, along with some brie cheese. Dean Ornish would love this!

Not a drop or spec of anything I consider unhealthy in there! Ok, well, I don’t know exactly what all’s inside those sausages, but hey, let’s live dangerously!

Here’s the chicken in the bag with butter and spice rub. Btw, that’s the Sous-Vide Supreme vacuum sealer in the background, finally decided to step up from the ziplock hand pump bags. And glad I did, I love this thing.

Here’s all the sammich makins-organic chicken, home-made mayo, hot Italian sausage, cheese:

And the assembled monstrosity! Yes, I actually ate all of this. For Breakfast. At around 3 in the afternoon.

Next time I think I’d better slice those huge breasts in two, maybe use the jaccard to flatten them a bit, and if I get really ambitious, I’ll brine them over night.

Since I was in double down mode, I decided a few days later to whoop up a double down burger. Pretty much the same approach, but I used bacon this time. Sort of a double-sous-down-shack-vide burger…

Update May 1, 2010

Here’s some pics of my second version of the double down, this time with a single breast sliced into two, berkshire bacon, cheese, home-made mayo, and a couple of fried eggs.  Oh yeah, I used the jaccard gizmo to flatten out the chicken some and to let the seasoning and butter seep in while it was cooking in the sous-vide supreme.

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