My favorite cold cereal growing up was always Cheerios. I loved them. I ate them on a regular basis well into my forties, actually. I loved them even more with sliced banana on top. Talk about a high carb nightmare, jeeeezzz. Probably over a hundred grams right there.
In the spirit of that Top Chef show that my wife makes me watch, where they are always deconstructing and re-imagining traditional dishes, I give you Porkios!
In place of the cheerios: Leftover pork sauted in bacon fat along with some jalapenos, onions, mushrooms, etc. -
In place of the milk: Sour Cream!
In place of the bananas: Cheese!
Now that is a hardy damn bowl of cereal!

I will never look at cheerios the same way again. =O
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Cheerios don’t like the looks of you either, Marilyn!