here’s my recipe for oatmeal:
1. Crack open 3 eggs.
2. Stir eggs till well mixed.
3. Heat up some real honest to god butter (or bacon fat) in a skillet. If you have any left over steak, cut it into small pieces and toss that in there too.
4. Add some cheese and salt and pepper to the eggs.
5. Add eggs to the skillet, stir continuously till fully cooked.
6. Toss oats into the trash can. Or, give them to your horse, if you have one.
7. Enjoy your eggs!
